This Just In: Sun Sacrifices Puppies

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This just in, Sun sacrifices puppies to a pagan idol in order to try and regain market share and they also bundled a database with the upcoming JDK.
Reaction: OH MY GOD! They bundled a database! Kill it. Kill it with fire!

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