Thanksgiving Misconceptions

Thanksgiving is coming up here in America and I thought I’d clear up a misconception some people seem to be having with respect to it.
If you are having some sticks and twigs nightmare with your Thanksgiving repast that you “call” cranberry sauce then you are very very misguided. Here’s a simple test you can take. Does your cranberry sauce:
a) Have real pieces of cranberry in it? (1 point)
b) Even skins? (1 point)
c) Have orange peel? (1 point)
d) Have walnuts? (1 point)
e) Have a translucent color and resemble the exact shape of the can it came in, right down to the ridges on the interior of the container? (40,000 points)
If you scored 40,000 points exactly then you are having real cranberry sauce for Thanskgiving this year.